Anonymous Asked:
HOW BIG IS YO DICK?
normal i would say only 6
iliveforaliving:
Sith’s Creed.
THIS IS MY LIGHTSABER. There are many like it but this one is mine. My lightsaber is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My lightsaber, without me is useless. Without my lightsaber, I am useless. I must strike my lightsaber true. I must strike harder than any enemy who is trying to kill me. I must strike him before he strikes me. I will.
My lightsaber and myself know that what counts in this war is not the swings we make, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.
My lightsaber is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its power cell and its crystal chamber. I will keep my lightsaber clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.
Before Darth Sidious I swear this creed. My lightsaber and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is the Empire’s and there is no enemy, but Peace.
(via remember-alderaan)
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